Do's & Don'ts

Do you REALLY want to own a dog like me?
- I am very hairy and require masses of regular GROOMING!
- I love getting wet and muddy and SMELLY!
- I DROOL and my slobber can hit the ceiling if I try hard!
- I need masses of SPACE in your house and garden!
- My oily waterproof coat will MARK YOUR WALLS!
- I need lots of exercise in the country, long walks and SWIMMING!
- I need lots of LOVE and ATTENTION from my people!
- I am an expert DIGGER and POTHOLER! Forget your lovely garden!
- I hate being HOT, so central heating OFF, windows OPEN, even in
winter!
- Get rid of your CARPETS! I will wreck them. You need tiles!
- I COST a lot to feed, and my VETERINARY BILLS are vast! My mum and
dad MUST be hip scored and heart tested by ECHO DOPPLER!
I MUST COME FROM A REPUTABLE BREEDER WHO ABIDES BY THE BREED
CLUBS' CODE OF ETHICS AND IS A CLUB MEMBER!